Bad Jokes

Bad+Jokes

Kira Noel

1 What’s the difference between a piano, tuna, and a pot of glue?

A: You can tuna a piano but you can’t piano a tuna

Q:What about the pot of glue?

A: I knew you’d get stuck there

 

2 What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

A: Nothing they just wanted to wave

Did you sea what I did there

I’m shore you did

 

3 Hey knock knock 

Q: Who’s there

A:Disco

Q:Disco who

A:Disconnected

 

4 What do you call a fish with one tail?

A: A one eyed grape

 

5 What do you call a pig who does karate?

A:Pork CHOP

 

6 What do you call an owl that does magic?

A:Hoodini

 

7 What do you get when crossing a snowman vampire?

A: Frostbite