1 What’s the difference between a piano, tuna, and a pot of glue?
A: You can tuna a piano but you can’t piano a tuna
Q:What about the pot of glue?
A: I knew you’d get stuck there
2 What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing they just wanted to wave
Did you sea what I did there
I’m shore you did
3 Hey knock knock
Q: Who’s there
4 What do you call a fish with one tail?
A: A one eyed grape
5 What do you call a pig who does karate?
6 What do you call an owl that does magic?
7 What do you get when crossing a snowman vampire?